This is an update to this post.
This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It’s pretty clearly a bribe to the Trump family.
We’re going to disrupt the big premiere weekend by messing up Melania’s Amazon search results. Specifically, we’re going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it’s high in the results. Maybe #1!
The book is perfect: It’s absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it’s free, so we’re not giving Amazon any money. (Fun fact: It’s free because of YOU, the users of A Boring Dystopia. After your comments on the last post I reached out to the author, and they agreed to make the book free this weekend.)
Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:
- “Buy” the book (it’s free)
- Share this post and get other people to “buy” the book.
That’s it.
Here’s a link to the book, in case your Lemmy client stripped out the links above: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
Please share and we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon!
I can positively recommend some other bedside reading from the same author:
wait is she a couch animorph
that’s not even a good couch thats an ikea special
Look at this guy getting all snobby about the couches he fucks; like he’s better than the rest of us :-D
I bought the paperback. I am going to put it in the neighborhood tiny library.
lol this is a GREAT idea!
I got my copy, but this also looks like a great option.
Stupid sexy free speech
They already stopped people from buying it, I guess.
This is not true. I just bought the book.
I also did just now. The big yellow button said “Buy it for free” hah!
Me too, for free still as of this comment!
maybe you need to make a Very Private… uh… Nurchase.
You can’t get Kindle books on the Amazon app, you need to go thru a browser or the Kindle app
If you’re on your phone/in the app it may stop you from buying it without the Kindle app.
I’m hearing mixed things. Do you have a Kindle? It might not show up unless you’ve set one up. Maybe that’s it?
Kinda looks like her, published 2018, so it’s her huh. *Lol description is nuts and yes her.
I now own a digital copy of this book.
I am going to do this, but I assume Amazon has a way of pushing its promoted content to the top.
Lol
Her husband gets all the attention. But she has something to hide, too. Melania Trump had it all. A former model living luxuriously high above New York City, she had her every whim catered to and her every want met, far from the public eye. But when her famous husband becomes President of the United States and leaves for Washington, her quiet life is thrown into disarray. Now, surrounded by young, strapping Secret Service agents and pursued by the cunning and handsome FBI director James Comey, Melania must work to keep everything from falling apart. Because Melania has secrets of her own –– deadly secrets –– and no one yet knows how far she’ll go to protect them. “The best erotic supernatural political thriller I’ve read this week.” - Christine Sims, author of Taken by the T-Rex “The Hunger Games meets 50 Shades of Grey … this was everything I didn’t know I was looking for in a book!” - Dani Fankhauser, author of Shameless: How I Lost My Virginity and Kept My Faith “I don’t know what this is, but I’m totally down for this shit.” - Jinn from Mercy Bar
What a niche
Melania film? You mean the Melania porn film? The Melania porn film I just made up? That Melania porn film? Sorry but I can’t really discuss the nonexistent Melania porn film at this time.
Melania was doing lesbian porn in 1996. Stormy Daniels was a stripper in 1996 and started doing porn six years later.
We have every reason to believe that there is a Stormy Daniels/Melania Trump movie out there somewhere.
God dammit I can’t even make up wild enough lies to miss the insane truth.
After the 2016 election, the NY Times assembled a panel of TV creators. ‘The West Wing,’ ‘House of Cards’, ‘Scandal,’ and other political dramas were represented.
All the creators said the same thing; if they’d had a fictional candidate say the things Donald Trump had said in real life, every advertiser and network executive would demand that the character be shown as hated by all Americans, and lose the election in a landslide.
As the mod of the bat community, I heartily approve of this effort. Long live erotic bat monsters!
This is a fun idea, but unfortunately Amazon’s search results are pay to play. (That’s why they’re always so bad.)
It’s up to 11th place as of the writing of this comment.
I’m sure like 2 people were planning to watch it
One of them was Tim Cook
That’s impressively bad.
I just had an epiphany. i was on a team that made a film my senior year of high school. it was a little high school short. i mean, scott ran a good crew it was high quality for high school short but it was still a 30 minute high school short. i ran the camera and my forearm also played The Lunch Lady (uncredited). We sold it to HBO. I don’t know our viewing statistics or how much it sold for (this was our buddy Scott’s dream, we were just along for the ride and to help him get there), we won a handful of film festivals and scott no joke got an award at Sundance but there were about 400 people at our premiere. I can now say I no joke beat the Melania movie and that gives me a little hit of dopamine, maybe a big one let’s see how this goes.
every kid on youtube is a more successful creator if they’ve earned back enough money to pay for their webcams omg.
is there a oooooo i just saw forbidden loveseat
is there a chuck tingle we could boost too?
edit: excuse me Two time Hugo Finalist and Goodreads nominee Dr. Chuck Tingle.
if you are Mssr. Boehninger, this is the best strategy to sell books i tell you hwhat
Don’t buy it don’t download it. Give it zero time.
