RFK Jr bathes in pollution, his peepee is sooo small
If you include the worm inside his brain, the net length is probably 7 cm
“I was swimming and the pool was cold and highly polluted, I swear!”
I was in the cesspool Jerry!
sending this article to republicans rn
they would be worried if they read things
So according to South Park, if we just adjust how penis size is calculated to pad the numbers a bit, the Republicans might stop being so pissy.
This is how we convince them to use the metric system
Yeah 12cm sounds alot more than 3.5 burger inches or whatever
This is true. I have one such small penis.
Pollution makes your penis small but having a small penis makes you buy a big truck that pollutes more.
I don’t really see a way out of this.
And here I thought my penis was shrinking because of the estrogen shots.




