Aneurysm posting
You can water a lead horse, but it can’t make you a drink.
You can eat a horse, and you water man. Man a eat, and you can day in a horse.
Don’t count your eggs in one basket before there’s plenty of fish spoiling the piece of cake.
I mean, yeah… Who puts fish in cake? That’s just silly.
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t take it with you.”
On the Buffverse show ‘Angel’ Harmony was the dumbest vampire.
At one point she agreed with someone by saying “You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth.”
“But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse!”
— Son Goku
“A bird in the hand gathers no moss.”
Ai slop.
Could be an edit, too
With the ear purposefully poking out, and the word salad?
Joke advertisements exist, and that ear sticking out could just be to achieve a 3d effect. No idea what these advertisement companies do these days…
If gifts were horses, beggars would midstream.
So true 🙌🙌🙌❤️❤️🙏🙏
Sorry To Bother You (2018)
I bet this makes perfect sense to a Newfie.
Nova Scotia here.
I mean, it kinda does.
This is inspiring me to go out and find restaurants that serve horse meat even though it’s listed as beef on the menu, and stay hydrated. Forward this meme to all your aunts & grandmas. Share the inspiration with others.
if r/ihadastroke or r/crappydesign was in lemmy, id post this there.
