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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Obsessed

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Obsessed

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

  • marcos@lemmy.world
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    Just let stupid people kill themselves in peace. The press doesn’t even talk about it anymore… I guess journalists noticed he’s just dying, or he got out of money to buy attention.

    Anyway, that’s 7 years, not 5.

    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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      My vision is still fucked up from when my eyes rolled to the back of my head from hearing my Grok attached overweight uncle say we’re all going to live to 120.

      My tin foil hat theory is it’s to push these boomers and X’ers further into stock market greed because they’re now scrambling to secure retirement savings for a few decades they hadn’t planned for.

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        Solid theory tbh.

      • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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        If true, how does that profit Elon Musk? Don’t think that Cunt does anything productive except for himself.

        • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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          I mean name a stock more divorced from reason and driven by greed than TSLA right now. Dude literally has more to lose than anyone.

          • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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            What’s keeping Tesla stocks afloat are the cult retail investors who believe Elon is a god who could do no wrong.

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      Dude is harvesting young people blood, he fucking vampire. So no he should not be walking the streets in peace.

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        It is worse, he uses his kid as a blood bag.

    • chocrates@piefed.world
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      The jump from 2018 to 2023 was the 25 years I thought

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    I wish people wouldn’t just post random stuff like this without any sort of explanation.

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      shitpost-factor increases the less that is uncovered by op

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      Surprisingly the person being quote-posted is the subject. It’s this weirdo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Johnson

      • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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        Making ex-Mormons look bad.

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    Another soul hunting for the Elixir of Life? He better watch his mercury intake.

    • Nutteman@lemmy.world
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      My brother (8M) and I (10M) performed human transmutation on our dead mother (32F), AITA?

      • UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yes, you are the alchemist

        • Nutteman@lemmy.world
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          Just killed a god-like being (1000+NB) and had to give up my alchemy. AITA for being jealous of my brother for getting his body back and keeping his alchemy?

          • UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Yes but in recompense you get a dog!

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    Who is this?

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      Based on the latest image, Ebenezer Scrooge.

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    Step 1: Become a vampire Step 2: Drink blood Step 3: Be immor(t)al

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    And all it took was stealing his son’s blood

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      The fact that anyone can gloss over this fact without thinking he should be in prison for child abuse is beyond me.

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    I look 10 years younger, after having been on Estrogen for a couple years.

    This guy’s attempts to look younger have culminated in him getting on some Picture of Dorian Gray shit

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    Does he have an eating disorder?

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      He has an everything disorder.

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        He is a disorder

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    He looks like Ed Sheridan is turning into Brian May (not that one).

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    Whatever he is doing it is certainly not working. Maybe humanity can learn from his misstakes, that id great

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