You misspelled “production database” 😈
How about “upstream changes without telling you”
Surprise features.
Dont you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby!
Watching anyone else use a computer, really. It’s agonizing.
Teaching people excel:

Hating Excel is something for which I get payed, but man, how better my life has been after PowerQuery.
Inside Excel?
Or AutoCAD. I hide all the icons so people won’t use my computer. “Where’s the move button?”
There’s a move button? Why?
And also, why is that person using AutoCad, when they clearly should be given a fancy table and some different sizes of pencil.
For me it is ‘someoe using Excel (at all)’.
Seeing people bragging about cool ‘apps’ and ‘databases’ they created in their department only to find out it is Excel. Oh the pain…

s/else//
I don’t know how I should feel about getting this joke
Oh god, imagine mob programming or pairing in a bank. Just with excel. Couldn’t, wouldn’t. Would run.
I never learned how to use it so I relate but in a different way









