No email means no worky

They tried to warn us.
We didn’t listen
*Microsoft 364
*Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook
*Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook App
*Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook App New
Real Inbox Zero hour, who up?
Quick throw more AI at it! That’ll fix it for sure!
Azure AD (Artificial Downtime)?
not best outlook
Aren’t you glad you traded your paid-for offline enterprise hosted outlook solution that’s had like 1 issue in 20 years for a good based subscription that does a shittier job?
Well, our 1 issue was a security flaw that forced us to rebuild our entire digital infrastructure from bare metal. So…
Oh is that whats going on? I thought they were jerking my chain with third party email clients.
I had the same reaction! I had to log into the screwy web portal and test it to realize it was something else entirely.
Ugh, the last part of my day. Assessing what undocumented processes are mission critical and relies on email…ugh.
Yah I was trying to arrange a meeting but the email kept bouncing. Thanks, Microslop!
So in the near future your online OS will be DDOS vulnerable with no local options? Cool. Cool.
Is this why my work phone email hasn’t updated since yesterday? I was too lazy to go to my work laptop, so just decided to sleep all day instead.

took actually usefull stuff and made it barely useful. subscriptions are 365 wonderful. how about a robot to help you ping the server. try again later. payment due again.
Microslop gonna Microslop
Hmmm, must be regional. Outlook has been working for me all day.


Bay Area looks pretty light for a population map
Sending an email to a client, it went from Temporary server error to General failure. Good stuff.
They make half a billion dollars profit a day… I’m sure they are doing ok. The only thing that would make a difference is if we all stop using Windows, Office, Edge, Hotmail etc.
Using Linux and everything else not Microsoft:
“I’m doing my part!”
Yes. They are an illusion. You do not need anything from them, or google or anybody. They make you think they are inevitable. They are not.











