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MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Operation Cater-To-A-Pedophile-Rapist-Megalomaniac to Commence

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Operation Cater-To-A-Pedophile-Rapist-Megalomaniac to Commence

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MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Update for the curious:

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/air-force-one-turns-around-trump-davos-minor-electrical-issue/

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      I mean, that’s entirely plausible, which is why they would use that excuse to cover for any other story.

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        He forgot to pack his diapers and needed to turn around to get them.

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        Reminds me of all those “helicopter randomly malfunctions in a hot warzone” news we got when I was in the (French) army, lol. Can’t let the truth ruin the esprit de corps!

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          To be fair, desert sand isn’t too good for turbines. In Mali a German Tiger helicopter crashed and killed both pilots after a malfunction

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          Well, helicopters do occasionally randomly fall from the air, even in peacetime.

          It just happens that suring war, some also explode (for no reason of course) before they hit the ground.

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            Spontaneous Explosion (Ignore the mid-flight RPG warhead in the cabin at the time, that was an unrelated incident)

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    “After finishing his 5th Big Mac and 3rd litre of cola, The President promptly shat himself and shat all over the seat and the interior of the aircraft. As usual, we turned back round to collect the ‘sparecraft’ whilst this one goes in for cleaning.”

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    Maybe a homeless man pointed a cat toy at the plane and blinded the pilot.

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