I encased it in a dot file and enshrined it in my git, to be handed down to all my descendants (People that say hey cool desktop may I have your dotfiles?)

Toaster ding

Spontaneous Explosion (Ignore the mid-flight RPG warhead in the cabin at the time, that was an unrelated incident)

Like an Icelandic landscape.

I am a pureblood and do all the computing I need in my head.

Search for whatever passes for a terminal in microslop machine

Top result is Terminal from 2018

As far as I can tell it is some kind of action thriller movie?

0/10 garbage experience

Movie was terrible also

But I’m a compliant little bitch for POSIX daddy

Woodchipper’s parked out back

Rittenhouse? As in the shooter Rittenhouse?

Yeah, they can be enforced by the power rangers across borders.

It’s a pipe dream, sadly.

I hope (also assume since it hasn’t been taken down yet) it’s more of a decentralised deal with servers in many places and backups in every nation under the sun

You have been relegated to a deeper pit of hell, sub-basement 7, where you will help Server Admin Jeff keep HVAC and Ventilation running.

Who’s gonna pay to watch me jerking off?

Well it isn’t paranoia if North Korean impostors really are working in your company.

Librewolf is great. Pretty much the same as Firefox without the shit.

Ugh, even the corporate false chipper voice.

You called?

zsh is fine until you want to write a script and realise the difference in resources available online. Most people assume bash for shell scripting so that’s what you’ll need to use too.

Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

What do the twinks use