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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 17 days ago

Expectation

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Expectation

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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 17 days ago
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  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    I’ve had plenty of winters like the top picture. Your mistake is living near humans.

    • rImITywR@lemmy.world
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      The problem with the top picture is the cars, not the humans.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        No, it’s definitely humans. If humans lived in the top picture there would be no trees and I’d get arrested for being naked in the snow.

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      The other mistake is car-dependency.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        Humans can destroy beautiful wild lands without the help of cars.

        • rImITywR@lemmy.world
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          But humans cannot have cars without destroying nature.

          • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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            Humans cannot eat without destroying nature.

            Humans cannot have homes and clothes without destroying nature.

            • rImITywR@lemmy.world
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              Other options to cars exist which have far less environmental impact.

              • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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                Yes, let’s cover the planet in walkable cities and industrial farms. It’s totally cool because there’s no cars.

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      Who can’t drive on snow. Happens less in some places with actual locals who learnt growing up.

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        And places where people insist they don’t need winter tires even though snow and ice is reality every year. No one and no vehicle can drive safely in the winter with summer tires.

  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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    Step 1: buy winter tires

    Step 2: drive the appropriate speed for the conditions

    • greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Nah, we get folks from Jersey that come up my way insisting that their bald tyres are totally fine.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Meh. Sapporo was fine in winter. I used buses and trains to go everywhere. Of course that is in Japan and not in some car-brain land.

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    Dealing with the opposite, the non-existent winter.
    (For all you Americans: 69.8°F - 77°F)

    Temperature graph showing at least 21°C

  • atro_city@fedia.io
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    Can’t park there, mate!

    • andrewta@lemmy.world
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      You can if you do it with style.

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Then we got Vancouver, it was like 15 a few days ago. Suns out and I’m gonna hit the water this weekend. Should be cold and snowing by now but even the local ski hills look a bit brown still

  • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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    I live in a winter themed tourist trap. People are allowed to rent cars even if they’ve never seen snow before. The rental companies always use cheap unstudded winter tyres to save money. I pretty much see that shit every day for 6 months.

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hehehe whenever I see a driver aggressively pass me going 85MPH on the left side when the weather conditions call for safety:

    “See you in the ditch, bitch 😄🖕”

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    I can get both. My dad has a pond and all around it some really old pine trees with some trails made over the years. It’s fun to walk through after a snow

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