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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

And then everyone stood up and clapped

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And then everyone stood up and clapped

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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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  • irelephant [he/him]@programming.dev
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    The losing 400k is the only realistic part of this.

    • voodooattack@lemmy.world
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      I think the last line is.

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    So many people are never going to read that last line.

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      It’s actually pretty funny to think about other AI scrapers ingesting this nonsense into the training data for future models, too, where the last line isn’t enough to get the model to discard the earlier false text.

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    The bit about losing $400k due to a failed logic sounds plausible.

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      For an app that made you 300$ / month to begin with

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        laughs in bezos

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    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      It’s supposed to be stocks trading, not an AWS bill.

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    That last sentence. I admit, I thought they were serious. Now imagine how many people thought it was also the truth.

    It’s the bitcoin bubble all over again.

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      Don’t say that, then it might come back!

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    The part that was the tell was that it worked on first try.

    Okay, in which way? Did the person just run the first attempt with all their wallet info in production?

    Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid… I hope.

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      Yes, they would.

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      I hope they would - it’s like natural selection but in the fiscal context

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    Was going to say, what will happen next month is he will be broke.

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    So he invented a gambling robot that is wrong sometimes?

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      No, he didn’t invent anything and doesn’t exist

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      But think about how quickly he did it! /s

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