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Cake day: June 24th, 2023

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  • Scorpio!

    He’ll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.

    Beware of Scorpio!

    His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world

    And his employees’ health.

    He’ll welcome you into his lair

    Like the nobleman welcomes his guest

    With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!

    But beware of his generous pensions

    Plus three weeks paid vacation each year

    And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!

    He loves German beer!