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You will however have a good deal easier time climbing the corporate ladder.
god hates cripples
What if the stairway to heaven is paved with dicks?
I skim read at first and I thought he was going to help the masturbator to jerk off
Nope. It’s way dumber
Then I’ll crank my hog in hell, brother!
Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
If you want it to look authentic they would have definitely capitalized the c.
Sure, I’m the sinner, but Mr. Omniscient over there knows what I’m about to do and still watches.
They say you’re supposed to be like Jesus, but apparently me watching porn like He watches us, doesn’t count.
The Masturbator
