THE PROPHECY!
I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
Ah, so that’s where I’ll find my Super Samples.
I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…
Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…
Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
Everything reminds me of him 😞
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must’ve sculpted it.
c/BrandNewSentence
We’re gonna need a bigger M&M’s tube…
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
It’s old, but… I’ll allow it.
Also…
Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.
Now it’s your turn.
phallus […] floating in conception bay
2 years old but funny
