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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 days ago

How about the digestive system?

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How about the digestive system?

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  • eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Got it, a CD has 2 holes as well.

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      What the heck is a CD?

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        Certificate of Deposit

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    Two people kissing make a single continous tube going from one anus to the other

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      Great now I need a new folder.

    • MadhuGururajan@programming.dev
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      hehe kinky

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    This suggests the reverse is true, that every hole is at minimum a tube.

    I’m throwing out all my cups today. I’ll jut drink from my plates.

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    I mean no matter how you look at it it’s just the one hole.

    In fact, all holes are the same hole.

    If you think about it.

    • Hofmaimaier@feddit.orgOP
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      That’s what my uncle said.

      • tomiant@piefed.social
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        The mother of all holes.

        The motherhole if you will.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          The Motherhole

          I was in a band called that!

          We mostly played blues standards and industrial metal and our live shows prominently featured custom inflatables.

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      Tell that to my wife

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        Courtesy of the internet

    • zeca@lemmy.ml
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      Theres just one thing, and one way to look a the thing, which is the thing itself.

      • tomiant@piefed.social
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        Das Ding an sich!

    • lauha@lemmy.world
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      So oral and anal are fucking the same hole and pussy is not a real hole.

      • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world
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        The pussy’s more of a pit than a hole.

        But yes, anal and oral are the same hole.

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          Yes, but that’s not all, I claim that ALL anal and oral holes are the same hole.

          • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world
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            I could agree with you, but first we’d need a species wide human centipede.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          I can tell you haven’t watch the hole documentary starring Rainier Wolfcastle

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      I like to think that all our holes are connected in a way

      Not like a human centipede though

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    At step 4 it is not a straw anymore…

    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      at step 2 it’s not a staw anymore, that’s a narrow funnel.

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    A straw has zero holes. It’s just a flat piece of plastic wrapped around and attached to itself. Ain’t nobody drilling holes through plastic to make straws.

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    A straw has one hole that is open to two entrances. Like a single tunnel. We never say that a tunnel has two holes.

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      I got a T shaped cat tunnel. It’s got two holes. I think. Topology can go suck a lemon

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        Which is why I said SINGLE tunnel.

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    Who the fuck thinks that a straw has 2 holes?

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      How many holes do you got @NachBarcelona@piefed.social?

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        I think topologically I have only those:

        1. Mouth to ass (oh yeah)
        2. Left nostril
        3. Right nostril
        4. Left Eustachian tube
        5. Right Eustachian tube
        6. Right tear duct
        7. Left tear duct

        No piercings or anything, so that’s it.

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          Nostrils and mouth are connected, topologically you could therefore have ass to left nostril with the mouth being an own opening!

          That said I really really hope you forgot your uthera at least. Which is a curious question back to the subject: is it a topological hole if the opening is only to the insides of the corpus? (Thinking about the reproductive parts of either sex specifically).

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            I think topologically they don’t count, that’s why I didn’t count the urether/urethra.

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          is the ok symbol 👌 a hole?

          what about membranes, pores?

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            The ok symbol is rather temporary but topologically that would count. I wouldn’t count pores or membranes here (I mean by my arbitrary definition).

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          Skin pores.

          • NachBarcelona@piefed.social
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            I didnt include them for the same reason I didn’t include the ears or the urinairy tract (they’re not “holes” as in tunnels, topologically speaking), but if your definition differs from mine then you’re right.

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              They go all the way thru the skin, but not all the way thru the body, so I guess you’re right.

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          Plus a hole for peeing i hope

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            That’s topologically not a hole, your bladder like you lung is on the outside/surface.

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            Peeings over rated

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          deleted by creator

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    I was making a minnow net to catch baitfish for my son. To make a cone you need a half circle of material out of mesh.

    Now in a 2D world the where there is no thickness this would be correct, if material can be added to fill gaps.

    In a 3D world, any round object with a hole and some thickness could be a straw. A washer is a straw by this logic

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    If a flat disc has no holes, how many holes does the surface of a sphere have?

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    that meme format makes me feel old… I used to see it in like 2008 👴

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    Topologically, people are toroids.

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      Vsauce

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    So, I kinda just woke up from a nap and my still confused mind thought the meme said the straw had four holes.

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    Vsauce, Michael here.

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    We have a pee hole and a poo hole and a mouth hole and a nose hole do really we’ve got a few holes going on there

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      We have a massive amount of holes in our bodies. Those are just the most major holes. It comes down to what you consider a hole. Is a mouth a hole okay but what about small pours that open and close? Tear ducts would be in the definitely hole category you never think of those.

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        Oh god we’re just flesh sieves

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          Beautiful imagery.

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        Sometimes I tell my girlfriend I’m going to use every hole she has, then try to stick it up her nose. Now I realize I can get way more creative.

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          You gotta believe that it’s there.

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