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    deleted by creator

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      And they drink Bug Lite when they’re concerned about their weight.

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    Rattling off insect classifications while a simple pun goes over you’re head is a great demonstration of the difference between knowledge and intelligence.

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      *your

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        Yeah, but I’m not fixing it, you big dumb bitch.

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          I’m not big.

        • BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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          (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

      • TheThunderWolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        *yro’ue

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    Neither usernames check out

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    Usernames DO NOT check out

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
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      Ignorance is bliss (oh no wait the other one riiiight that makes more sense)

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    Sometimes calling someone a big dumb bitch is the only appropriate course of action.

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    In Australia the spiders don’t eat bugs, they mostly eat low flying birds and posties

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      Death island*

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        Hard mode irl

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      Is it also true that the kangaroos steal all the women too with their statuesque muscles?

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    God, what a big, dumb bitch.

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      Name checks out. He may have prions in his brain…

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    The ancestor of all of us, animals, bugs and plants. So we eat always our parents-

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    Aren’t spiders insects?

    • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orgBanned from community
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      No. Insects have 6 legs, spiders have 8.

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        Are they in some separate category?

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          They’re separate biological classes.
          So they’re about as far apart as you are from a reptile, bird or fish.

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            No, because spiders are super many, tiny, and scary, exactly like insects.

            Lembot_0006 is orders of magnitudes larger than most reptiles, and is one of a kind.

            I expect to lose this argument, but mom didn’t raise no quitter.

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          Crab

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          Arachnid

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          Arthropod?

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        Even when they pretend to have 6?

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          Or when 2 legs fall off?

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      No, but in a war they would side with the insects

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    um…here’s a spider’s relation with fluids https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wNEgOy53DMs&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD :3

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      um…here’s a spider wearing a water droplet as a hat

      D2QcLZGz82Kz5RD.png

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        I love these little fuckers so much. They’re so much fun. And they’re genuinely cute. Just lookat’em! LOOKATEM!

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        ok, now I need to find a place to print and frame that :D

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    Got’im.

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    Well, I guess that bugged him.

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    “Bug” is a folksy word for any invertebrate with 6 or more legs. For example, they call lobsters and crayfish bugs.

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      tasty sea roaches? 😬

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    Ok but “bug” has multiple meanings, and almost nobody means “hemiptera” when they say it. More commonly, it’s any terrestrial arthropod. Arachnids are bugs. Centipedes are definitely bugs.

    Heck, there’s a broader definition that basically includes all arthropods. “Moreton bay bugs” are a popular food this time of year. And they’re a kind of lobster.

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      The ocean is quite literally lousy with sea lice. They’ve even got rolly-pollies down there.

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        Not just roly-polies, but Rollison J. Pollimagnussons:

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          What in the name of Cthulhu is this?

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