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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I'm jealous

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I'm jealous

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Contrary to what you may believe, you don’t have to envy these vegetables and can indeed take a shower yourself.

    • tauren@lemm.ee
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      Yeah but I’ll never feel as good as those vegetables.

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        You mean cut and dead?

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    we had these 20 years ago in my country. but these got removed because they create bacteria and lower shelf life by a lot. nothing good about them at all. just extra cost and work.

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      Was wondering why we don’t have this in Europe, and the answer is once again, common fucking sense.

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  • vane@lemmy.world
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    Dead vegetable reproductive organs.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Vegan gore

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    I’ve been on some patios in the summer that actually do this. It does feel very good.

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    It does feel good.

    Source: I am a vegetable.

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    The equivalent for a person would be decapitated heads in the shower.

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    Produce was my first job and we used to come in at 5am and clean these occasionally. They get jelly dangly bits hanging from below the veggies that you just spray off and then wash. It was an interesting event.

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    I haven’t seen these for over a decade now, they used to be in most stores but it was pretty obvious it created a lot of issues because of all the “moistness”. Good that they got rid of it, at least here in Sweden.

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  • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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    Spritz me harder daddy

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    It’s quite warm in the north east of the U.K. at the minute, please do this to me.

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      Another terrifying british 24°C heat wave?

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        Yep. I like 12 degrees C with a decent chance of rain.

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    The cutting your legs off for display part?

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