I am extremely disappointed that I can’t unread this.
I’m extremely disappointed that most people these days aren’t romantics like the response.
This is what happens when you post about corn all day.
Sewage treatment facilities have mandatory overtime the day after Thanksgiving.
This is one of those things that sounds just true enough to get away with beginning a fact that I read somewhere one time.
Plumbers pretty much do, not sure about treatment plants though.
Lots of shit goes down the drains that shouldn’t.
There’s nothing funnier than the fallout post with a toilet with "mine corn"on it.
Ahhh, Urban Dictionary, home of implausible or downright impossible sex acts posted by 12 year olds
Learning English was a mistake
I wonder if all the other languages provide nothing but wholesome clean internet experiences?
Way to put the shit in shitpost
I did not consent to learning this
You surrendered all consent when you clicked it.
Who said true love was dead!
I don’t need to know all the facts in the world. This one was not a necessary one
Bring the corn back
You can’t un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.
And that’s why you always put down a towel when you use the rear entrance.
It’s called “Muddy Moses.”
Parting the brown sea?
Jesus fucking Christ lmao
Should be a pinned mascot shitpost.
