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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Choose a number, 1-5!

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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    2, and only 2.

    • Wilco@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      Yep, number two is the best.

      Give us a harder choice.

    • DoubleDongle@lemmy.world
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      2 is definitely the best-machined. Quality manufacturing right there.

  • Pofski@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    2

    • Dadifer@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Obviously

  • recentSloth43@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      2 is the only one with an acceptable handle!

      • Zentron@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        And points are actually pointy

  • WeaselOne@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago
    1. Slim fork, wide handle.
    • mittyta@lemmy.world
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      I hate them! Because can’t fit to dishwasher basket

  • wolfpack86@lemmy.world
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    Head of 2, body of 5.

    • mister_flibble@lemm.ee
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      Yeah, the actual fork bit of 2 is nice but I don’t like utensils with dump truck ass; they’re top heavy when in use.

    • Korne127@lemmy.world
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      This is the correct answer

    • Doodle69420@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      This is the only correct answer

  • Caveman@lemmy.world
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    It’s a trick question, they’re all bad.

    (I have autism)

  • Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee
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    It’s 2 and it ain’t even close

    • dirtycrow@programming.dev
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      Wasn’t even surprised when I read this after eliminating 1, 5, 4, and 3.

  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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    They all have problems. If i have to pick any one of them its going to be 2, but i won’t be happy about it.

    • Pilferjinx@lemmy.world
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      2 is going to have the best texture on the lips. But the end is too flared to be truly comfortable.

    • MarjorineFailureGroan@lemmy.world
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      Two is the only one with long enough tines, but that spoon tail on the handle ruins it for me.

      • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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        Yes!

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Six.

    Look at this fork. LOOK AT IT. Now, calm down.

    • Jarix@lemmy.world
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      I followed that sexy beast all the way to the back end and then noped out a little bit

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      It’s got a perfect head but the handle is waaaay too thick

    • ifeelsick@lemm.ee
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      i second this. hear hear. love to feel the weight in my hand

    • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world
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      Oooh, that’s hefty.

    • Opisek@lemmy.world
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      Yes, finally a fren-shaped fork. The handle could be flatter and smoother though, but it’s acceptable.

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      This seems to fit all the points I put somewhere else in this thread.

      • Nice, glancing angles on the teeth
      • Adequate distance between teeth (and unlike mine, the surface between the teeth has been properly smoothed out, making cleaning easier)
      • Nice girth on the handle, making hard presses into the object doable without bending the neck
      • Despite the girth, the handle shape with properly defined edges, reduces the DEX requirement of the user
        • On top of that, you have chamfers and fillets on those edges, reducing pressure on the skin (which I didn’t even think to ask for)
      • None of the form-over-function bs as is done in 2

      This is even better than the fork that I have on my table right now.

      Though that kink on the back end of the handle seems to trigger my OCD.

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    The present is now, old fella

    • SarcasticCephalopod@lemmy.world
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      Where the hell did the “L” come from???

      • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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        Or the A or the Y or the D

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        It’s not a combination of the names, it’s wordplay: “splayd” => “splay” (like splayed tines, to cover “fork”) + “spade” (a shovel, sharper than a spoon, which covers “knife” and “spoon”)

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      Although if I really have to choose, it’ll be 2, but I’ll silently complain he whole time

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    Wrong sub. Post here

    https://lemmynsfw.com/c/ifyouhadtopickone

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    You don’t have to be neurodivergent to have an opinion about fork shapes. Also 2 is the best.

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    2, but the base is a bit wide. Am I on the list now?

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      If you are i am

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    2

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    1. Neurodivergent’s what?
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      Neurodivergent is which

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