• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    “Starting noFap in 1/2 months.”

    I already sense some strong dedication here. I once knew a bloke who also did noFap. After one month he woke up in the middle of the night, his penis glowing red and aching so much that it woke him up. He barely touched his penis and then proceeded to create the biggest mess he’d ever seen on the bathroom floor. Ever since then he thought that this can’t be healthy and stopped.

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      I once encountered a coworker who had a friend who participated in no shave November.

      According to the coworker, at the end of the month the friend quit his job, bought a bunch of flannel, and opened a brewery.

      I never met the friend in question, but according to the coworker that’s a true story.