Short, but well written.

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      I clicked through and half the lines were underlined, half the page height is ads. I don’t know how to read raw internet anymore.

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    See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

    She said, “Krooklochurm, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”

    So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”

    So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”

    Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

    My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

    What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.

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      Stop blaming voters

      Now see here. I know exactly why Donald Trump is President and it’s because TikTok told my snot-nosed nephew to say “Free Palestine” during Thanksgiving.

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    his latest move could kill us all

    This phrase could literally have been said at any point during Trump’s current term, and it will continue to be true for the rest of his term. Trump is regularly doing things that could kill us all.

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      I honestly think that just the damage that’s been done to climate change initiatives might be enough. We had a ton of steam going in to 2025, and this year has set us back by decades. I’m afraid that having such a prominent producer of GHG and pollution pull away so sharply will have knock on effects to other countries. After all, if the US doesn’t play ball, why should a smaller industrial country try to be cleaner?

      Hopefully there’s still willpower and (more importantly) time to fix our shit before people start dying en masse. I kind of have my doubts at this point though. I’m pretty sure we will only start to truly prioritize it once it has a large impact on daily life, and that point will be far too late.

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      If the dementia doesn’t get him first, he’s going to get a bomb dropped on US to stay in the White House.

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      Rest if the.workd ia toying with electing morons, Italy has a fasciat, Hungary has.one, Germany literally looking to restary the Nazi party with AfD, Farange in the UK, Penn in France and on and on.

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      American here: I warned them too, but they’re too stupid to listen to reason…and facts…and science.

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        Not our fucking job to fix the US’s stupid problem. Land of the brave clearly don’t think it’s that big a deal so they’re on their own while we work out to take care of ourselves. Unfortunately there is still inaction, yes, but the US needs to actually do something about this instead of asking why no one is helping the country that actively fucked them over for decades upon decades.

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          It is a stupid problem, you’re right. So how would you fix it? It’s lazy to call out an entire country, including those who actively work against him, as if they all voted in unison for the same thing. As long as you’re willing to sit on the outside slinging mud at many people who don’t deserve it, people will continue to do the same in return. Grow up.

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          Hate to tell you but Canada is next so hope you got your action pants ready. When the united states falls we take everyone with us so it’s kinda your job and your fucking problem too.

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            And se will need to work on fixing that problem, yes. We’re also not “next” as we’re actively dealing with a conservative government right now that our moronic population believes is centerist just because they are technically between the left and the far-right. I’m not going to ask for or expect anyone else’s help, though, so you can take this nonsense “gotcha” and shove it way up your behind.

            And see here’s the thing about the US falling, we don’t need to save you to protect ourselves, we just need to disconnect from that sinking ship. Sure we could try to pull this dead weight along with us but we could also just cut you loose to drown on your own while taking care of ourselves. If you’d even make a slight attempt to tread water then fine, but as it stands a lot of you are just bitching and demanding we carry you after you sunk the boat in the first place.

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        Because that would require either a terrorist action or a bunch of Internationally illegal tampering with American Democracy or declaring war against the World power with the the largest standing army and deepest pockets for arsonal. The rest of the world is effectively held hostage while Americans solve their own problems.

        It’s the reason why a lot of bad people in power stay in power. There can be tariffs and sanctions and all manner or soft power deals but the rules are rules. Sovereignty and a right to run your country mostly the way you want is protected as a right and and the US used its positioning as the least devastated megapower/millitary supremacy post WWII to basically bend the world over and get a lot of acceptions to a lot of rules.

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          Or electing your own leaders who are willing to stand up to him on a global stage. Half the country did not elect him. There are protests, there are grassroots movements. What else do you recommend? Pretty easy to sit outside and call millions of people morons, including all those who agree with you. Pretty small-minded if you ask me.

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            ‘Why don’t you stop us?’ After decades of the US using its financial might to tip the economic and political scales in its favour on basically every front. You’ve relentlessly stripped power from even your closest allies and now you’re whining about the results when they don’t work in your favour. Happy to pursue war and regime change in foreign countries or prop up genocidal lunatics, at the expense of civilian casualties. Just too cowardly to do it in your own country when the risk is yours. ‘Why don’t you stop us?’ You couldn’t write it. Unless you’re American.

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            I did not call Americans morons nor was my intention to tell you what to do to solve the problem. I simply told you why there isn’t more help coming from the outside. It’s not a matter of people deliberately sitting on their hands.

            Unless American leadership breaks the International rules enough to get the sign on of multiple countries to work in concert against America in a world war you are on your own because of rules designed to allow countries to self govern. Other countries cannot alter another country’s government for good or for ill. This is not an indictment of the voting habits or a rebuke of the process of citizen power the American public.

            Whether you or any other country solve your problem democratically or through violent collapse the world is handcuffed. There are civil wars going on right now in other countries and the rules are the same for them as they are for you. The world will recognize whatever government is effectively in power once the dust settles but outsiders cannot lawfully tip the scale and go kingmaking unless one side of the conflict violates the rules of war. War itself is not internationally illegal. The US falling into a full on civil war is kosher from an international law standpoint.

            The USA has a historic tendency to ignore that international legality and go kingmaking themselves utilizing the resource of spies and subterfuge ONLY because they are singularly powerful enough on the world stage to get away with it. America essentially declared itself a world police force and the sheer infrastructure they have worldwide means that no individual country can compete. Look for yourself how many bases America has on foreign soil compared to every other country. How many armaments and millitary force and how, their ethics policies of their intelligence agencies differ. America is singularly unique. It may be why you believe the rest of the world will help you “fix” things but that’s not in the interests of the rest of the world.

            Foriegn leaders are “standing up to America” but they are doing so by cutting themselves free of American coercion for the security and benefit of their own citizens. By framing America out of the picture and moving reliance to other countries and letting America starve itself once the supply chain contracts and treaties expire they will decrease American influence on world policy. It doesn’t benifit those countries to try and swoop in and shore up a crumbling empire which has held guns to their heads for generations. International help currently isn’t coming for American citizens. Unless your country fixes it’s problems itself fairly soon the “standing up to America” that is happening will level your economy and diplomatic power as other governments profit from the diminishing of American hard power that will continue for decades.

            Believing that someone is or should be coming to your rescue may not be in your best interest. Not when so many stand to gain long term from your division.

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      Funny how when it’s Russia, every Russian must suffer for not overthrowing Putin, but when it’s the US, suddenly “oh no, it wasn’t me”.

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        Americans when a dictatorship with no free elections invades another country: “It’s the people’s fault! Just revolt and take him down!”

        Americans when their democratically elected leader commits the worst imaginable atrocities for the 50th time in a row: “It’s- It’s not our fault. We voted for the other, slightly less fascist candidate! What else can we do?”

        All the freedom. Zero responsibilities. That’s what 200 years of no public education does to a nation.

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      Refusing to do anything against that scum was just as good as supporting him, in the end.

      So yeah, I’d say that 2/3rds is enough to constitute a ‘we’ in this case.

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    Ugh, stupid webpage kept prompting me to pay despite telling me it was a free article shared by subscribers.

    Archive

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    We elected an imbecile

    You’re only just figuring that out now?

    It’s like saying your house may have caught fire while standing in front of the building engulfed in flames.

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    Death doesn’t seem so bad as an American living in a psychological manipulated fake dystopian freedom hellscape.

    It’s clear now nobody is going to actually fight back. Give me a quick death and I’m good.

    It’s clear people don’t understand modern war and geopolitics. Like 4th and 5th generation warfare. Humanity already lost.

    Humanity just funded and gave it all away. We are to blame because we gave them so much power instead of owning up to our own human life experience. Now look at them scrambling around STILL giving power to the manipulative psychological entertainment and politics. There is not hope if people still have their foot in that criminally evil and compromised lifestyle. No one takes ownership of their life, they outsource and pay for protection. How did they actually think this wouldn’t be the result? It’s hard to admit but the result is to be expected for their lifestyles of arrogance and ignorance. It sounds harsh… And I know we are all manipulated from birth to fall down this path, and we didn’t really have a chance… But we really didn’t have to keep denying the truth of the situation and live with this Stockholm syndrome. Not many people have the courage to understand and see existence for what it really is.

    It’s sad. If there was a genuine army or military I’d join it, but it really seems humanity is compromised by something dark and trust cannot be placed into any organization, subculture, entity…

    The only way out seems to be if there was majority cultural/spiritual/lifestyle shift away from life as we have come to know it. And a new foundation was built on true ideas that correlate with the essence of the universe and not simply the ego of humans.

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    Honestly? At this point I’d be OK with it, if it just happens fast (there’s a your mom joke in there, but I can’t be arsed)