Also shout out to bathroom spray. Sometimes I want to smell shit and potpourri together!
Try POOPH Pet Odor Eliminator in one of those atomizer spray bottles (super thin mist).
I’m not mentioning the brand, but I’ve been re-buying the same freshly washed linen spray for the past 2 years, and I would still eat it with a spoon, if I could… even with the poop particles involved.
It’s like when someone’s used the shitter and sprayed a load of flowery shite all over and you walk in and you’re like “oh wow holy fuck that smells like shit and also flowers” That’s how you smell putting lynx on your BO. You smells like BO, and also some lynx - which is, honestly, not a great smell in and of itself.
Just have a bloody wash. Even just a pits and bits wash if you’re in a rush.
The people at my gym! Half the dudes don’t “believe” in deodorant, half the women smell like a perfume store.
Just yesterday, soon as I got on the treadmill, a young b.o. smelling dude got on my left, and an old lady smelling like perfume got on my right - I lasted 8 minutes before I couldn’t take it and got off.
LOL, you’d hate my wife. Smells like she bathes in perfume, but only fairly close, no idea how she does that. Also, she’s Asian, doesn’t have any smell of her own. Floats my boat!
Finally someone who sees things the way I do. I always hated it when after sports/p.e. my classmates would add the smell of cheap deodorant to the smell of their sweat. The sweat smell on its own would have been less offensive. (Provided it was relatively fresh sweat. But even in the case of days old rancid sweat, nothing can really take the place of plain old washing yourself.)
Using cologne can actually increase the smell. Part of how cologne works is it uses a compound which easily evaporates and carries a smell sensitive molecule with it. If it also picks up your BO shit gets 100 times worse. It doesn’t cover up anything it just amplifies it.
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Bad smells can indicate unclean conditions. BO is an indicator of that. It’s an evolved feature. Natural odors are one thing but being unclean is another
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Some smells are indicators of future illness. If you aren’t cleaning your self in some way you will get sick. Even animals clean themselves. You don’t need a lot of water. Sponge baths, natural soaps, smoke baths. All sorts of stuff.
Don’t confuse “natural” for good. If you are dirty you smell bad. Being sweaty and mildewy is literally just bad for you. Even cats know to wash themselves lol
Being sweaty daily is normal and fine but like constantly not cleaning is just bad for you lol
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The excessive quantity of the cologne is absolutely a problem.
BO? Back Orifice?
Body Odor
Psst (they know that)
BOth
All sides my brother.
Clean yo self my friends.Stay spring fresh out there
body odour
Ah that makes sense. It is true.
The art style invokes some Kingdom of Orungu vibes from the ancient equatorial African period.
Also: fucking patchouli
I loved Princess peach in the Mario movie.
If you smoke enough weed, people ain’t gonna smell much else but that good dank…
