Are you saying it’s a mistranslation and arisen from the dead was actually a raisin from the bread?
And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.
- John 6:35
You seem to know scripture, maybe you can answer a question that been bothering me for a while. Since Jesus is bread and the cross was made from wood, was the crucifixion essentially stapling bread to trees?
Scripturally speaking, it’s considered more like a charcuterie board.
It’s unfermented, a sober Jesus is no real Jesus.
His first miracle was literally spiking the punch at a wedding.
You are missing some of the yeast.
He is Risen. No yeast required.
Grapes have a yeast on their skins iirc, so adding raisins to a flatbread would introduce yeast, making it risen
Sadly, raisins are not wine.
Roman wine at the time was watered down, sweetened with lead, and I think had herbs added. Not sure about Jewish wine then. But I say, rehydrate the raisins in wine and you’re close enough.
This comment last week is pure gold. So glad the story was told!
The Father Patrick Easter story may be genuinely one of my favorites of all time.
Mary had a bun in the oven, literally.
This is a fun opportunity to share that mainline church teachings consider each tiny drop or fragment of the precious blood and sacred host to contain Christ entirely. It’s not exactly blood here, guts there.
So he’s like a hologram?
does that mean that raisin bread is an entire Jesus?
If a human only has flesh and blood, sure. Where’s the long hair?
(E: The video used to be called “Did Jesus have long hair?” The interview starts at around 10:00)
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
You still nee bones and brain.
eat this jello in memory of his hooves
Don’t bring your logic and reasoning into my fairytale.
No, but bread pudding with whiskey sauce is.
