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criss_cross@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

I feel like a buffet would fix this

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I feel like a buffet would fix this

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criss_cross@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    I wanna see this used where it’s one of those scenes from an early 2000s where the world passes them by while they stand still. Maybe put him standing there doing nothing on J6th

  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    They took away his peepee pills because his heart can’t take it.

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    Serious question: Why the fuck does he stand like that with his hands turned so his palms are facing backwards and his arms are straight down?

    That is physically uncomfortable to do and looks moronic. I can’t imagine him doing this on purpose, but I also can’t see him holding such an unnatural position unconsciously.

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      physically uncomfortable

      such an unnatural position

      Have you considered that he’s been standing with his shoulders rotated forward for most of his life, and that his feeble body falls right into this position, rather than a neutral position where he’d have to expend strength standing up straight with a strong looking torso?

  • aarch0x40@lemmy.world
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    First with the tiny penis and then with the premature ejaculation.  It was the greatest premature ejaculation ever, received an award for it.  Everyone loves my premature ejaculation and micro dick.  They can’t stop talking about it, that’s how great it is.

  • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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    what’s the real context?

    • criss_cross@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sorry I’m having a bear of a time finding a better source

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15272575/man-collapsed-white-house-ozempic-trump-dr-oz.html

      Pharma rep passes out during presser and the picture happens

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    Great idea! Wow

  • Tm12@lemmy.ca
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    Is it not decorum to keep going until winced over into a napkin? Just me?

    • criss_cross@lemmy.worldOP
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      Just you.

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