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What is this, a truck of soon-to-be-pencils for giants?
fenceposts most likely.
that or your moms acupuncture kit for her fat neck.
This is so out of pocket. It’s great.
One thing about living in Transylvania I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.
That’s a hell of a load bearing tailgate
There appears to be a beam across the width of the truck, besides that tailgate looks more than sturdy enough.
I’m really hoping they have a gigantic pencil sharpener somewhere!
we’re gonna need a shitton of
nickelslead
Vampire for Slayer Hire
Don’t dead open inside
Slayer would totally party with some vampires
Do they not have any police?
they do but most of them were involved in hit-and-runs and sent back to 1973.
In the uk? Yes ofc but they don’t really get seen much on motorways
I don’t see anything wrong with that, the weight is inboard the truck, that thing can’t accelerate hard enough to launch anything out the back, the only issue is for vampire cyclists following behind, for sudden stops! But seriously, thats the problem, rear end this thing and all manner of carnage!
Perhaps all cars should have spiky death traps on the rear to discourage tailgating.
A tombstone
This reminds me of that one clip from that movie where a loose log from a truck skewers a driver.
Final Destination (insert number)?
Serenity?
I mean the first half is already technically correct.
So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline
