Supportive of others, even if he doesn’t quite understand them.

I hear the opponents are spunky

We had a kid do this too. He supposedly ejaculated on the desk. They just called him “Jack off” after that.

His name was, say, Billy. This girl in my class that was pregnant was going to name her kid Billy before the incident. She chose another name after that.

This is glorious

I wish I had citations for this, but I seem to recall reading one of his books about preventing divorce. It could have been another god awful Christian couple book, though. I did read a few of his books.

If a hetero couple is married, and the man wants to leave his wife for another woman, the wife needs to just take it and do nice things for him in order to convince him to stay.

If he is not treating her right, she cannot outright say it. (If she makes him feel bad, it is her fault if he finds someone else!) No, instead she needs to lead him to good examples.

As a wife, a woman must cook delicious food. If she is a bad cook, she is a bad wife.

I don’t remember if it was in another book, but if a man disciplines his daughter too harshly, the wife should not stop him. Instead, she needs to talk to the daughter separately, try to make her feel better, and not make the dad look bad. Because if you stand up for your child, you are emasculating him or something. (Enabler much?)

The only positive thing I saw was him seeing bisexuals as distinct from homosexuals. Not that he had anything good to say about either, but… No bi erasure?

This dude really fucked me up as a youth, rest in piss.

I think this is the only use of Drake in a meme format that I do not feel disgust over.

Ooh la la

That bear seems to really enjoy bussy

I am genuinely happy for you.

Tandem bikes? Damn, that’s some freak shit.

Greedy employers took advantage of my work ethic so much they basically destroyed it. My mental health soared after I stopped giving fucks.

I am a parent. I have no problem with “adult-only” spaces. I don’t bring my kid to a lot of places where it is not appropriate. There are plenty of child-friendly places activities for kids. Yeah, it sucks that I have to make arrangements ahead of time if want to go to an adult-only space, but that’s what you do as a responsible parent.

It is only an issue if parents face discrimination for something that actually matters, like access to housing, food, and medical care or career opportunities.

My cousin’s out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

Spider lashes are so last season, it’s all about those centipede eyes, swerty. 🐛👄🐛

The whole time I was reading that, I was thinking “man, I miss the old Cracked. This is gold.”

Then, I saw the author was Seanbaby! I think I know what site I will be wasting time on next.

She actually says in the book, if you don’t want the book, you should get rid of it.

I bet that smelled fantastic.