So after all of that, Trump had a stock toilet from the Home Depot installed? That’s actually a perfect representation of everything Trump.
Step 1: Marble
Step 2: Gilded shit
Step 3: Whatever, done.
The genius of Trump’s classy design taste.
It’s basically the Trinity Broadcasting Network aesthetic, only with more makeup and worse hair.
I think that’s a Toto Vespin ii, which is admittedly a nice toilet, but yes, definitely just off the shelf of a Home Depot
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Not really impressive, actually. It’s just recency bias as I’m looking to replace the toilets in my house and did some research into the best choices. (Toto Drake is the best choice under $1000 if anyone is curious.)
I went with the Gerber Viper as the second best unit under $1000 but cheaper than the Toto. It’s so good I just ended up replacing my other toilets with the same model.
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Why would you pay even close to 1000 for a toilet?
Have you made a choice yet?
It takes a while to test run that many.
I don’t know about your experience, but home Depot gets angry every time I’ve tried a new one.
So, I started a bunch of responses about putting toilets/sinks that HD sells in their washrooms to try to advertise them, but there’s a bunch of reasons why the industrial models work much better in those situations.
Then, it dawned on me… Ikea should open a hotel.
The best toilets a Flachspüler. I believe you have the total opposite in the US. Like poo oceans.
The toilet that shares the delicious aroma by shitting on a little shelf outside water? I always wondered what’s the benefit except forcing you to do your deed quickly because of the stench?
Yes. The first benefit is no water splash, the second one that you can properly examine your poop. I don’t really see stench issues as long as you flush when you’re done.
That’s on brand for USA. They don’t call it a “third world country with a gucci belt” for nothing.
It’s so on-brand, it hurts.
The toilet’s right next to a low window…
I know nothing about this but I wasn’t under the impression that those special, “named” facilities
with gold stucco dragons around their portraitsin the WH were meant for actual usage by humans? More like museum pieces, maybe?Well it’s ruined in both regards. It’s unusable and it looks like trash now.
We can see him literally shit on the white house instead of figuratively now.
Saddam had a bidet, huh.
yeah, trump is full of shit entering the bathroom and still full of shit after
Very common in the Middle East.
Keep his left hand cleaner.
Trump thinks it’s a low sink and uses a standing sink so he doesn’t have to take out his risers
Dictator Chic.
The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?
Also it’s way too close to that window considering the relative height. Everyone in the garden is going to get to watch you wipe your ass
Bold of you to assume that he uses the tp- it’s much more likely one of sycophants licks him clean. The tp is for other people.
Even for all the might of USA and Trump and White House, they can’t install a bidet toilet seat like Japan. How weak are they?
Sorry, but they really named a bathroom after Lincoln? I’m not sure how much of an honor that is tbh.
It’s where you drop off your Lincoln Logs.
I came here to make this joke. It’s impossible to have an original idea on the internet. Kudos to you for beating me to it sir!
They named a bedroom after Lincoln, and as far as I know it has an attached bathroom.
This quote could be placed there on the wall in more than one sense:

Seems like trump is doing a lot of remodelling for a house he will only be in for 3 more years, unless…
Aw come on, guy. What do you mean?

Damn…Graceland isn’t even THAT tacky and Elvis has carpet on his walls.
Can someone make a doom mod out of this bathroom?
Both the wall and floor looks like someone played The Sims 3 and repeat same pattern for everything inside one room
Trump will piss all over everything he can, just like a dog until he is removed from life or power.
Tacky TACO
Y’know, there’s blinds you can get that come up from the bottom to take care of that awkward placement so near the window. Let in the sky without mooning the tourists.
He is just too poor to have a golden toilet









