Pope meets with JD Vance.
Says the Trump admin’s immigration policy is a grave sin.
Refuses to elaborate.
Dies.
Based Holiness.
The “refuses to elaborate” is simple, Mathew 25 31-46.
It quite clearly says that you are to welcome the immigrant, feed the poor, care for the sick, and visit the prisoners.
Failure to do any of that is a straight shot to hell, no matter how much you claim to love god, you actually have to do the work, or it’s off to hell.
Fun fact, Mathew 25 is the only place in the bible that references sending ordinary people to hell. All that fire and brimstone, it’s actually in that one passage. Nowhere else does hell show up for normal people, just fallen angles and shit.
I’d rather die than talk to JD Vance too. That dude seems like a pdf file.
couchdick.pdf
Pope ghosts
Well, that certainly aged. Like milk or wine, I’m not sure.
Holy Ghost?
Guy only has hours left alive, he shouldn’t be cursed to speak to an American fascist cunt.
Well now he ghosted all of us.
Bro is with god now laughing at vance
Cursed title
Pope’s Ghost haunts JD Vance for not saying thank you
He didn’t want to be in a MAGA propaganda photo. Neither did Gretchen Whitmer.
Pope Ghosts JD Vance
This is a very unfortunate title.
Could it be claimed that JD killed the pope? Pretty sus that he had a brief meeting and the man was dead hours later.
Queen met Liz Truss and died. JD goes to see the pope and he dies. Pattern around conservatives?
Would be nice if JD political career mirrored Truss.
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I cant imagine hearing the the Pope died
And knowing that one of the last things he did alive was tell me Im being an asshole
But not even directly. Instead I didnt even get to meet him and he just sent someone to tell me.
Let’s hope no rumors swirl that JD killed the pope with a contact poison
No, just cringe. The pope died of cringe.
Based Francis
You think that dipshit would manage to not somehow get it on himself before the Pope was even in the room?
Dude all but endorsed Trump, called Harris a baby killer. Fuck him and his nonsense organization.
Of course popes have a wonderful history of supporting authoritarian monsters.
Just look up this pope’s history during the Argentinian coup. This isn’t his first rodeo.
Get fucked JD you complete and utter douchebag
I’m impressed he didn’t burst into flames.
That kind of power is not in the regular pope’s hands.
And sadly I was unaware he was visiting.
Is “ghosts” really the most sensitive word for someone who’s been on deaths door for a while now?
Edit - er. Well. Just seen today’s news.
did you just jinx him?
Fuck.
Holy ghost.
New ghost just dropped
Wow, what did Vance do to him… that guy is a jinx, everywhere he goes things fail.
“Ghouls” maybe? That would be a better word for the pope
The Catholic Church has never lived down its association with the last Nazis that rose to power, they aren’t making that mistake again.
“Fuck those guys.” - current Pope.
Indeed, read the book, “The Unholy Trinity.”
