Mirror selfies tend to be better than just pointing your phone at yourself, especially when you’re trying to show off your erection. If you want to get fancy, get some kind of stand/holder for your phone, point a lamp at yourself, try some poses. Wear something fancy and suggestive, leave some things to the imagination.
Real question how du I make it classy
Put effort in. Poses, lighting, some measure of a narrative. Use a decent camera instead of your phone’s front-facing camera with the flash on.
You’ll just have to look at sexy dudes to copy
Step 1: Be attractive. Step 2: Don’t be unattractive Step 3: Return to step 1
Sprinkle some flower petals around your zipper
I only have flour, does that work?
Self raising?
Nah it’s All-Purpose gurl u name it ;)
No Bi/Pan guys, I subscribe to harmful stereotypes of Bi/Pan dudes being greedy or overly promiscuous.
Get a fancy defused light, pose like the woman on the left, and get a tiara or some shit
The woman in the left has the titties of a goddess and I’m just some middle-aged dude in IT
Don’t let your dreams be dreams, brother. Use some of that IT money and buy yourself some nice titties
Mirror selfies tend to be better than just pointing your phone at yourself, especially when you’re trying to show off your erection. If you want to get fancy, get some kind of stand/holder for your phone, point a lamp at yourself, try some poses. Wear something fancy and suggestive, leave some things to the imagination.
Get a top hat for you, and your boy.
There’s a woman on ig with multiple guides for this, actually. She posts a lot of them individually for free. Good shit.
Put some 18th century literature in the other hand.