The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoI wonder what game they're trying to playmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1529
arrow-up1529imageI wonder what game they're trying to playmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square42linkfedilink
minus-squareSparkles@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 days agoJust pop over to cvs and get a back massager.
minus-squareiAmTheTot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 days agoSomeone desperate enough to masturbate with a ps5 controller does not have the means to buy anything.
minus-squareiAmTheTot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoUnless, say, they did not buy that ps5. Like a child might not buy their own electronics but rather be gifted them. Like a child who might be very hormonal and desperate to masturbate with anything that can vibrate.
minus-squareSparkles@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoI was thinking it might be an embarrassment issue. But that’s a good point. Although PS5 are pretty expensive iirc.
minus-squareiAmTheTot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 days agoConsider: they did not buy the ps5 themselves because they are an extremely hormonal child.
Just pop over to cvs and get a back massager.
Someone desperate enough to masturbate with a ps5 controller does not have the means to buy anything.
Except apparently a ps5
Unless, say, they did not buy that ps5. Like a child might not buy their own electronics but rather be gifted them. Like a child who might be very hormonal and desperate to masturbate with anything that can vibrate.
I was thinking it might be an embarrassment issue. But that’s a good point. Although PS5 are pretty expensive iirc.
Consider: they did not buy the ps5 themselves because they are an extremely hormonal child.