• Lucky_777@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Republicans man. So concerned about others bedroom activities. They need to get laid more.

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    1 “Haha, you know, every man’s wondering the same thing. We gotta know! But just between us, you think he gave his date big cummies? An overflowing specimen jar? Intentional ejaculation for the purpose of animal pleasure or procreation? Insemination with live, wriggling gametes?”

    2 “Yes”

    1 “Oh man, you’re so nasty! This is a Christian network, man!”

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    11 days ago

    How the fuck is he 19 already? He hadn’t even hit puberty yet last time I checked.

    Why did time just start flying by after COVID started, and never slowed back down? I’m only in my 30s, but I feel like my life is already more than halfway over. My body feels the same too. The first 30 years of my life lasted forever, but ever since lockdown, a year now feels like a month. Hell, my 30s barely started, and now they’re almost over already, after what feels like less than a year of being 30.

    I mean I’m just now starting my life. Finally got a decent job and a house after years of trying, and I already feel too old to accomplish anything more. This is bullshit.

  • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works
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    He’s 19. He is barely an adult under normal circumstances. This is horrifically gross and Watters should be sacked for this.

    Edit:This is when I would want Trump to call into the show. It would be great for him to ask why they were doing this on live tv.

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      11 days ago

      He joked about wanting to date Ivanka on Howard Stern. He also said the grab em by the pussy thing, but at least there he didn’t know about the mic.

      Either way, he wouldn’t care,and might even join in.

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        “Look, my son, Baron. He’s a tremendous guy, a great guy, frankly, a winner. And he’s got this tremendous energy. The best energy. He’s, and I’ve seen the numbers, folks, believe me, he is absolutely doing more fucking than you can even believe. A lot. More than Europe. Probably more than anyone you’ve ever heard of.”

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        11 days ago

        What? He knew there was a mic, he was mic’d up. He may not have known it was recording or on but he very definitely knew it was there.

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    If my conservative mother had the brain capacity to actually process what was going on on her tv, she probably wouldn’t be a conservative. She snaps at me whenever I swear, but this shit is blaring on her tv constantly. If I ever comment on what’s on, she has no clue what I’m talking about.

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    11 days ago

    Did that bitch just say “prima-Donald” and then say “no (bad) pun intended”? I’m a little high on weed so maybe I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s what that dumb Fox bitch just said.

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    These people are out of their fucking minds. He has game because his dad is a billionaire dictator. Girls probably afraid that if she doesn’t put out that she’ll wind up like one of his dad’s victims. If he weren’t rich dude wouldn’t pulling anything, bro out here looking like a vampire