Patel perpetually looks like he shit his pants.
You would, too, if you were that grossly under qualified
With his standard combination of surprise, fear, and nausea I’d say he looks more like someone else just shit his pants.
I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble about the otherwise obvious validity of these messages, but it’s curious that James Comey has his wife in his contacts as James Comey. Everything else looks totally authentic though, and James Comey is clearly in some hot water.
They’re both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I’d be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.
Looks legit, I will need nor seek anymore information and will believe this post as truth until the day I die.
See what happens when you have a podcaster in charge of an important position? We get clickbait for news. 😂
If patel wasn’t director of fbi, he’d already been deported by racist ICE agents.
Not gonna lie, he totally looks like someone who was picked up randomly on the street, given uniform, and told to “do as I say”.
Aw so nice that they gave him a jacket that says FBI and everything
You can get one from Spencer’s. It just says Federal Booby Inspector.
At this point Federal Booby Inspector has more prestige.
Okay now leak the Epstein files…
Kash Patel has all the charisma of a full bottle of cum.
I think he’s more like the cumbox rather than a bottle.
And he has a hot, totally not a Mossad agent, girlfriend.
The fact that they can get those messages easily.
They are at the stage where like Trump, they just aren’t being held to any standard that would be expected of others.
