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Chocolate rain!
Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
Take a bowel.
The cannon was loaded from the start.
Trapeze shartist
Yet another problem that wouldn’t exist with a properly unionized work force. If your boss tells you to work when sick, there’s only one person who should be shat on.
Well, here’s me hoping the victims suing for damages get them paid from the one responsible for making the poor (wo)man work, and not from them directly.
Yea problems like these are really prolific if you just believe anything you read on the internet and don’t stop to think if it might be fake.
Aaaaaand that’s enough internet for today…
For me it was this
Miscalculated fart
Here I sit broken hearted.
The Lord moves in mysterious ways
You’ll never guess this ONE WEIRD TRICK to get raptured…
This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.
I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.
Wait trees make you shit? Or are you just always one fart away from disaster?
back then the only way i could let out a fart without it bringing some friends along was to lay on my belly. now i can’t fart, so i guess if i did it would be a disaster. yes and yes?
Like an aerial Tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.
