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OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released

www.dailystar.co.uk

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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released

www.dailystar.co.uk

OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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Gutted Christians say 'God is delaying Rapture' until Epstein Files are released
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After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn't released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey Epstein
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    What if the rapture did happen but none of them were worthy?

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      Oh, please no. I so desperately want humanity (and the planet) to be rid of these people.

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        • Flax@feddit.ukBanned from community
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          Then the muslims take their place

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            Bro is totally not racist and brings up Muslim faith unannounced, fucking weirdo

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              We are used to him in the UK communities. He’s a well known prat.

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                That’s not a very nice thing to say ☹️

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              What has Islam got to do with Race? I’m just saying that getting rid of Christians won’t make the earth into an atheist haven. Islam will logically take it’s place as it’s the second biggest religion.

              The hell has this got to do with race???

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                take it’s place as it’s the

                One of those “it’s” isn’t the same as the other.

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        Hang on lads, I’ve got an idea.

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          The all new Rapture Drink, now Kool-Aid flavored!

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      Wow, covid was an extremely shitty rapture.

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        Even with god’s chosen president doing everything he could to get more people up to heaven…

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      explains a lot tbh.

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      Or what if the rapture happened and the only creature deemed to fit the criteria was a single highly surprised but very chill about it capybara?

      Specifically this dude:

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