IndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWho got raptured today?lemmy.caimagemessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1192
arrow-up1192imageWho got raptured today?lemmy.caIndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square49linkfedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81·2 days agoMy favourite theory of the rapture It already happened … no one noticed because no one was taken up.
minus-squareRyktes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoIsn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoYup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
minus-squareMediocre_Bard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoHow can I make my skussy more appealing to the imps?
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoDon’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
minus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoOr so few people were taken up that it just amounted to a few missing person’s cases
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoIt’s all the missing prostitutes from around the world, which is either heartwarming or horrifying depending on your level of trust in theoretical God.
My favourite theory of the rapture
It already happened … no one noticed because no one was taken up.
Isn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…
Yup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
How can I make my skussy more appealing to the imps?
Don’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
Also known as the skussy
Hell yeah it is
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Or so few people were taken up that it just amounted to a few missing person’s cases
It’s all the missing prostitutes from around the world, which is either heartwarming or horrifying depending on your level of trust in theoretical God.