Ice hockey be like “gimme de patty or I’ll beat you.”

Golf: that egg didn’t break, better go find it and try again

Fencing is fairly straight forward (and poke).

These are great ways to describe sports.

In tennis, I’m pretty sure it’s a lime.

Rugby be like “keep your filthy hands off my gourd!!”

Curling: Let’s play with some really clean rocks.

And baseball is a spitwad toss

I will not take this lemon slander

Tennis used to be played with a snowball.