I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.

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    He absolutely had a stroke. His bruised hand is probably from being hooked ip to an IV and being really, really old. The side effects are confusion, trouble being coherent, and other mental problems he already had so at least those won’t be as noticeable as they would be on a regular person.

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      Lol… we can never really know because he’s looked and acted like a stroke victim for years.

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        He’s probably been having them for years

        Once you have one they become more and more common, and the common they are they more likely you are to hit a serious (life ending) one.

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    I would have preferred the last three years of his miserable life spent in a maximum security prison, but as it seems like the law doesn’t exist in the US anymore I will accept a series of strokes leading to shitting himself and collapsing on a stage in public. I’m okay with that trade.

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    Draws questions and alarm?

    Question: When will he finally croak?

    Alarm: They will be wasting millions to keep this rotting corpse alive for as long as possible.

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    On Sept. 11, 2025, people assumed that the Pentagon’s memorial ceremony marking the victims of 9/11 would be a somber, typical occasion.

    Are these people unaware of who is president?

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    While I won’t wish Mango Mussolini a quick death, how hilarious and poetic would it be if he just had a splash of Bell’s Palsy?

    For those of you who don’t know, go look up the name of one of the viruses that causes Bell’s Palsy and join me in a sensible chuckle!

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      Although the exact reason Bell’s palsy occurs isn’t clear, it’s often related to having a viral infection. Viruses that have been linked to Bell’s palsy include viruses that cause:

      * Cold sores and genital herpes, also known as herpes simplex.
      * Chickenpox and shingles, also known as herpes zoster.
      * Infectious mononucleosis, caused by the Epstein-Barr virus.
      * Cytomegalovirus infections.
      * Respiratory illnesses, caused by adenoviruses.
      * German measles, also known as rubella.
      * Mumps, caused by the mumps virus.
      * Flu, also known as influenza B.
      * Hand-foot-and-mouth disease, caused by a coxsackievirus.
      

      Took me a minute. Epstein-Barr virus did give me a chuckle.

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    Can news organizations please PLEASE stop it with the headlines that are all ALARM! BE AFRAID! SLAMS! RIPS! EMERGENCY!

    We have already enough to be anxious about without them helping. I don’t care if this is about the Cheeto or Obama or my mother. Stop it with the clickbait headlines for every single headline.

    Make Jews Boring Again, the way news is supposed to be!