Omg its a real article: archive link
So it indeed worked? Can we have the etsy profile? She sure will be rich with this big fat advertisement lmao
They got multiple different witches to cast multiple curses (and they mention “Priestess Lilin” by name), but the one specifically called “POWERFUL HEX SPELL” with 2-3 weeks delay seems to be this one by “UrsulaSpells”: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1806923429/powerful-hex-spell-direct-energy-focus?ls=s&pro=1&bes=1
apparently it’s in high demand right now
Holy fuck. Do I need to apologize to all my friends who say shit like “I’m a witch” for mercilessly making fun of them now?
I won’t but like, should I?
It depends, do you like having toes that aren’t crying teething babies ?
I suggest you brush on your cunninglinguism
This is incredible.
I was right to respect witches.
Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they’re so cheap I don’t mind the occasional dud.
What are the tariffs on those now, though? It may be cheaper to buy domestic curses.
That’s the great thing, it’s all telework so there’s nothing to ship.
This is my favorite one yet
Considering how effective they were, I might be uncharacteristically open to the idea of magic just long enough to hire one. There’s a tip line open for anyone who knows about the shooter so, once the witch tells me who did it, I’ll pass that verified and legit info to the authorities. Gotta try to help in any way I can even if I somehow end up being wrong.
