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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

The devil made me do it

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The devil made me do it

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago
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    No joke last week I made 48 deviled eggs for a dinner party and as I was piping the filling I got a text rescheduling the event, leaving me with 48 deviled eggs and no one to help eat them.

    It was a dangerous time for me.

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      That angry/relieved/happy mix would make for an interesting evening for me. I’d eat the lot and feel I deserved it for how they done me dirty, even if I secretly was relieved not to have to go to a big social event.

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    If you were a real one you would invent a chicken that shits out pre-deviled eggs.

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    This is how Gaston eats four dozen eggs.

  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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    Truth!

    • adarza@lemmy.ca
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      absolutely.

      the ‘jell-o shot’ of appetizers.

  • Shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works
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    The voices are right.

  • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    Rookie numbers.

  • phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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    The voices know what’s good for me, thank you very much.

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    Gross.

    • JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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      My sentiments exactly. I always figured they were deviled because the devil created those nasty monstrosities.

  • Nalivai@lemmy.world
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    Exactly! https://youtu.be/CBC2OCXceV8

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