Hmm…
Wishing Mr. Vance a speedy transition to power. Preferably like, tonight.
Wishing for the rest of the world he has a speedy transition right back out of power. Preferably like, very slightly later, also tonight.
Just a quick reminder that the next person in the line to become president after the Vice President and the President are no longer able to perform the job is the Speaker of the House.
I thereby direct you to take a look at who the Speaker of the House is currently.
It’s shit heads all the way down.
It is very unlikely to ever get to the speaker. Everyone in the line doesn’t move up one. If trump dies, vance becomes president but Johnson doesn’t suddenly ascend to vp. Vance selects a new vp that I believe needs senate confirmation.
Not really. Trump and Vance would have to both die at essentially the same time for the role to be given to the speaker. In any other situation, Vance would become president and then nominate a new VP.
A new vice president has to be confirmed by the Senate. That takes time.
The cure is the same regardless of how many Nazis step up to fill the role of their fallen accomplices.
It’s always turtles all the way down.
As evidenced by the damp cushions, Vance doesn’t do pulling-out.
Corpses generally don’t.
That would make Mike Johnson next in line
Might have to reload if this keeps up.
That’s what spare magazines are for :)
I am curious how many simultaneous heart attacks would have to happen before we get to somebody sane
It doesn’t look good. United States presidential line of succession - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession
Every day I pray for a certain notebook to land in the grass in front of me.
The notebook rules do imply either oblivion or eternal servitude though (And an afterlife to lose suddenly seems much more likely if you’re finding magic killer notebooks) Gotta trick someone else into writing down the names for you.
- The human who uses this note can neither go to heaven nor to hell
Small price to pay. The real downside if such a thing exists is someone with worse intentions could use it.
Anyone remember the show Designated Survivor?
J.D. Vance isn’t ready to run a Wendy’s.
He is ready to run a couch store. Not to be left alone in one, though.
“Sir, this is a country…”
He means “I’m ready to do whatever Peter Thiel tells me instead of Chump”
“The president is in incredibly good health,” Vance insisted to USA Today. “He’s got incredible energy.”
And these assholes wanted to “investigate” the Democrats for saying this kind of thing about Biden? At least I’ve seen Biden ride a bike. Having a golf cart shuttle you around on a course ain’t anything.
I’d love to see mr. “incredible energy” try to ride a bike right now, LOL.
I would not be surprised at all if Trump never learned how to ride a bike or swim.
Hint here could go one of two ways. First is that Trump’s health is fully expected to fail soon. The second is that Peter Thiel would see Vance as being less of a problem to control, and would tell Vance to pull the trigger on the 25th amendment regardless of Trump’s actual health.
That said, this article is a bit overblown. Vance was asked about the President’s health, and gave a pretty standard line any VP would say in the same position.
First is that Trump’s health is fully expected to fail soon.
nah he dead bro
JD Vance fucked my couch
RELEASE THE COUCH FILES!
No shit, that is literally the job of the vice president
Back to the kids’ table you little joker.
Don’t subject them to this monster
He’s just gonna fuck 'em anyway
The couches.
The couches, right?
Right?
Yeah, those too
That was the goal from the start.
I’ve said from the beginning that one way or another he’d be out right after the midterms (so Vance could have 2 full terms after taking over this one), but maybe il Douche isn’t gonna be able to make it that long. The main thing Vance et. al. have to make sure of is that everything happens in a way that the base will accept as legit and won’t interpret as a coup or conspiracy against Daddy.
While leaving a rollerskate at the top of the stairs.
Translation: “I will take a break from all my vacations to start golfing.”
He’s gonna use the death touch on him.
First executive order: marriage between a person and a piece of furniture now legal
Prima nocta, but for couches
Does he know that being the current US President needs to suck Putin’s dick? Does he understand that?
I mean we saw him at the meeting with Zelenskyy. He’s got callouses on his knees already.
I’ve no doubt he can fit Putin’s dick in there along with Peter Thiel’s.
I mean, yeah, probably the thing he’s best at
He can’t wait, got his technique down and all.
LOL that fat fuck Vance has zero charisma, therefore will not be POTUS. Americans want a celebrity.
