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Make sure you keep it at crotch level for maximum effect!
Same thing I was thinking of. At this point might as well slap their schlongs on it.
Never put in just the tip. Always go as deep as you can. It’s a rule that evolution has chiselled into every brain, and yet…
Objection! Alchemists are the ancestors to chemists, not physicists. I would argue that something like “Aethermancer” would be a better fantasy version. Or if we want to be historical accurate then “Natural Philosphers” but that’s not as exotic sounding.
The immense power of a screwdriver.
