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“Her eyes were like stars. Not because they sparkled but because they were so far apart.”
Anya Taylor Joy?
This has what romance readers crave, it’s got elEctrolYtes!
A friend of mine actually has glacier freeze colored eyes. We were on a psychedelic adventure and I got it in my head that I NEEDED to taste his eyeballs. He finally let me and I was extremely disappointed that they just tasted like eyeball, not Gatorade.
Her eyes were the striking blue of glacier freeze. Accented by her cheeks, flushed as fruit punch. Her demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like lemon lime on a hot summer day. Her dress the color of citrus cooler.
Honestly it kind of works with the flavor names and less “like”. It’d be a great little joke to slide into something.
The “kind of” is doing the heavy lifting here
This was written by a guy who had nothing but sports for a career path that got an injury which meant they would never go pro and they had to switch majors to literature, thinking that writing is “hella easy bro”.
He pepsied over to her, shooting her a cool fanta glance that she avoided chester cheeterly. “Why won’t you look at me?” he lionbarred, his lips trembling like coco pops. “I… I… just caan’t!” she freddied, clear salty caramel drops falling from her hershey eyes as she pulled out her magnum and starbursted into his chest, leaving three skittle shaped holes where his aero heart was. He slumped over, spilling vimto everywhere. Then a big wave of chocolate just, I dunno, sweeps everyone out into sea.
Bravo!
the title is the best part of this post, great work OP
Men writing women
I used to enjoy following that community on another platform before I left.
She crossed her arms under her breasts, then tugged her braid.
That phrase literally ruined the author for me
jordan?
Yep, who else?
She sounds like she’s from an early 2000’s music video.
He thirsts for electrolytes.
Elle Ectrolytes
This would be a quote from a book in idiocracy if they knew how to read.
When AI takes over content creation we’re going to see this unironically.
Gatorade is for farming
Poetry is so beautiful
