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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

THIS is always the correct response

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THIS is always the correct response

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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    A girl I had started dating friend zoned me. I played it off cool saying “wanna just be casual?” (I didn’t wanna just be casual). Almost 4 years later and we’re still together :)

    I think the moral of the story is you just have to trust the universe sometimes

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      Are you still friend zoned?

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        Nope! The friend zone only lasted like two weeks. I think we were meant to be together though. Life can just be a little overwhelming in the moment.

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          Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

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            We’ve only been married for 20 years. How can I be sure she really likes me?

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            Just to be clear, this is not at all what I was suggesting

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              What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?

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            My fiancé has the patience of a saint. 8 years before the Stockholm Syndrome took me 😅

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