If only he’d sent war plans, he could have just shrugged and moved on like nothing happened.
If it was Trump he would’ve just grabbed his crotch in front of the press and said “Tariffs!”
lunch-break masturbation
Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That’s lunch break, right?
Wait, isn’t this how everyone does WFH lunch?
Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!
I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?
Depends on how much you care about stealth.
pulled himself out of office Wednesday
Should I post this to software gore?
Oh wow I thought that was multiple screenshots…
I heartily endorse switching to a browser with built-in adblockers (even just specifically for viewing news websites).
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don’t actually have to do something like this first.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head
Probably lead particles and ivermectin
He is covid free now though!
Wonder if he thought there was something going on between them so he decided to escalate it to the “How can she resist a guy jerking off?” level.
Lol, he even looks a little like Louis C.K.
This sounds like something a Republican would do.
Let ye who has not sent a masturbation video to a city attorney cast the first stone.
Did I read this headline right? Wtf?
The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow
Without reading the article, I think I have a better than 50/50 chance at guessing the mayor’s political party.
Texting a video, oh my, that must have been exhausting per se but with the touchscreen smartphone keyboard it seems even more epic, to write so many 0s and 1s… kudos also for the receiver that translated the binary into a reproducible format…
He MUST have been a Democrat! REPUBLICANS would PROMOTE someone who Shows THOSE types of Family Loving Values!
Yeah, a Republican wouldn’t step down. Because they believe, ”The only moral
abortionlunch-break masturbation video to texted to city attorney is myabortionlunch-break masturbation video to texted to city attorney.”In Minot? Good god, not likely.
“Oops, ignore that plz. Lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
bucket list
☑ “accidentally” send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lol
