Remember kids, doing crimes is only a crime if you’re poor. When you’re rich and connected you don’t even have to try to hide it!

Godamnit, swing and a miss. Second time’s the charm.

He was probably given a report, but since it didn’t have enough color pictures he just ignored it. Of course that shitstick thinks he’s forever blameless so it’s obviously anyone else’s fault.

Republicans would be the first ones to bend the knee to escape the purges.

They were completely fine with screwing everyone else over, fucking up the planet so long as the chief consequences didn’t hit until AFTER they died off, but now that their Social Security is on the chopping block they’re finally noticing.

Edit: Oh and they want to pay them below minimum wage!

Well obviously. Leave it to Republicans to encourage pushing children into the workforce to fill the gaps Republicans created, but then also insist that because children are poor workers they should be paid less.

This really implies a level of competence and understanding among the highest levels of management that I think we all know just isn’t there.

Someone should make looking at your phone while driving illegal. Maybe even slap it with a catchy name like “distracted driving” and make the issue a whole big deal.