Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore
TEN HUT!
PRESEEEENT DICK!
DICKS OUT, MARINES!
Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.
Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other’s general direction.
3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol
No problem haha.
Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills
I wish this wasn’t true but it is.
Well that and “lack” of Penis inspection day next door as well.
US Army facing combat: _______
US Army when a penis is used in a women’s stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!
Penis Panickers.
It’s scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
facts
PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Your tax dollars at work.
Lucky for me that is not the case.
Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That’s a bit extreme.
Just tell them there’s oil in the middle east. That’ll get them out of your road.
Epstein
It’s impressive how most of these right-wing nuts have been complying with this order for decades already.
I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.
Pete wants to see your dingle
