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- programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Programmers have uniforms? WTF?
Any job can have a uniform if your leadership has brain damage
Comment of the day.
And if they don’t have brain damage, are they really corporate leadership material?
At my old job we had “uniforms” which meant: a polo with a logo on it.
I heard about dress codes before, even about enforcing them, but never about uniform requirements. Wild.
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My first job did, for some reason. It was just a polo, so it wasn’t a big deal, but I did think it was weird since we never had customers or anything like that at the office 🤷♂️
I once worked as paid practice at a company that required all employees to wear a business suit and tie or whatever the female version of that is. Every day, to go sit in front of the computer and meet literally always the same people, tie and a suit.
My practice ended, and they were very happy with me and asked me to stay longer. I said Lol no and left to never look back.
Yup, as mentioned in the job postings. Not all but some do.
Besides shorts and t-shirt/tank top?
This was a helluva ride!
Does anyone know more about the request to add blockchain? (Last image)
A few years ago, “blockchain” was what “AI” is now. Everyone was adding blockchain to everything. It was the next big thing, we can’t risk getting left behind, etc.
Simply add a sprinkle of blockchain on top of your inherently centralized hierarchy. Voila! It’s decentralized!
Honestly doesn’t surprise me that they re-invited the guy, especially when he got fired. If he was there for a longer time, he’ll leave a hole which is gonna match his skillset pretty well.
And the hiring manager isn’t the firing manager, so they won’t know who got thrown out for what reason. Their job is just to hire someone new and boy-howdy did they just find the perfect match for the opening.
So… is the mustache not real???
The white handlebar one is real, the rest were pretend.
Well, that was the sexiest one. Is it suddenly hot in here???
It is real, they just bought it in a store
Wait, how did the interview go?
There’s 3 images of comments chronicling the whole process.
My app showed only the first it seems, gonna check on my pc
Edit: worth it
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You’re not crazy! I had trouble viewing them at first too…
Hahaha! Immediately after posting that comment I found them. It could also be the app I’m using doesn’t make it very intuitive
(more images in post)
Post wasn’t showing all images when I first saw this post
The odds are low but I have the opportunity to MAYBE do the funniest thing ever.
I work in the TV industry. Often enough with video switchers that I had a random overseas person contact me about scheduling a 20 minute interview on my opinion of Software Video Switchers. It’s scheduled for Friday.
I have ZERO to lose here. I’m gonna drone on about Blockchain.
Let’s Go…from an A1
Let’s go…from an A1 .
I don’t remember how Xitter works, but how were there no comments interrupting during the approximately 7 hours of posting updates?
I believe, so long as you as you always reply to your own last post, you can then select your last post in the chain and it’ll only show your own posts. Like, it is tree-shaped under the hood, it just hides that in the UI for whatever reason…
I believe it’s called having a cultured audience, I’d be shocked at the sight as well, don’t get me wrong, but people are able to be civilised when need be
2021
“They asked me to put on a face mask” kind of gives it away.
This should be a (short) movie.
You mad man. Well done.
