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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

Had me in the first part

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Had me in the first part

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • nialv7@lemmy.world
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    Are we going to repeat the same joke for each new model released…

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      Reposts will continue until morale improves.

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      Are these even real people or bot accounts other AI companies use to shit talk each other

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      Dead internet fact.

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        You require every post and content created and shared by people to be pure originality devoid of any influence from anything else?

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          No. I do not hate waffles because I said that I like pancakes.

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    I’ve never seen a “refactor” create substantially more lines of code.

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      follow clean code book best practices once, you will

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      Its probably 10 paragraphs of comments or something, for some reason AI really loves commenting on everything

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    Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to take away. — Antoine de Saint-Exupére

    +55653, -937? That is not beauty, even if it all “worked”.

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      I would say a few new lines are OK if they at least improve the readability of the code.

      But given that AI was doing the work, I would say it is even less readable now.

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        Slinging random quotes at Jr. devs works best if you have one for every rebuttal:

        Everything should be as simple as it can be, but not simpler. — Albert Einstein

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          Analysis is easy. Synthesis is hard. Me.

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    If it’s adding that many lines, it’s not refactoring. It’s just adding slop.

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      Yeah, adding that many lines does not sound like a cleanup to me. Unless it’s mostly adding unit tests.

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      I would think that modularizing a big block of code would have to add more lines, would it not?

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        Okay, but also remove more I guess.

        The overall LoC might still be up, but not at this ratio

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      It’s like “fuck this codebase, we delete everything and start over”.

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    +55653

    Says everything I need to know about the change.

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      I bet it’s like 5 different versions of the same thing. The exact opposite of modularized.

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        I once tasked a guy with writing a floppy disk driver. He wrote two completely different drivers. One for drive A, and another for drive B. Maybe the AI doing the refactoring was trained on that sort of code.

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    If the movie Tron were true, or The Matrix, and code was alive and sentient, things like this would be horror on the level of the Star Trek: TMP transporter accident.

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      It’s beyond spaghetti code. We need a new word for it: Cthulhu code

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        Codethulhu. Though that name isn’t mine. I grabbed it from an old story about a company that kept a code base composed exclusively of decompiled Java.

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          Sounds atrocious

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            Aha, found it: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The_Call_of_Codethulhu

            (It’s worse than I remember)

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        There’s an entity in the Cthullu-verse that turns everybody that looks at it crazy because of its sheer complexity, isn’t there?

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          Sounds kinda like my psychiatric history

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    Removed by mod

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      You sound like such a fucking loser it is incredible.

      AI fanatics will never cease to amaze me in unpleasant ways.

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        Based on your comment history, you need a therapist.

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          So strange when I see replies to ml comments. I’ve had all those servers blocked since I started using Lemmy on all the instances I use.

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            I never notice when a user or a thread comes from ml until I say something that is real-world uncontroversial like “Stalin had some people murdered” and get flamed for it. I’ve never really felt the need to block servers on Lemmy but ml sure makes me think about looking up how to do it.

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            Bury your head in the sand so the scary communists don’t accidentally convert you!

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              You trying too hard, comrade

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          Ah yes, thank you sh.itjust.works user for the weaponized false concern. A tactic employed by shitbrain reactionaries with absolutely nothing constructive to add.

          Was it me calling AI bros losers that made you look for a way out?

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        Cuck porn

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    Have enough monkeys on a keyboard and eventually they’ll write a working program

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    I don’t recall this spell proc-ing while in Albion.

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      slams desk

      THANK YOU!

      Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this. Couldn’t help but wonder when the new Fable was numbered like that…

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    Ah yes the good ol asaert(true);

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    As an exercise to see what it would do, sure. But this just isn’t how one should go about this.

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