• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
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    Bigfoot was the second shooter at JFK’s assassination so he had to go into hiding but was subsequently killed by the CIA

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      The true story: Fives “older self” fired the first shot, it got redirected back at him by „Days of Future Past“ Magneto. But then a SCP-1000 Bigfoot stepped in as the replacement sniper. World History is crazy.