My wife is about 1 cm taller than me but she’s just physically tiny, like “I can grab her by the torso with one hand” small. I’m always surprised at how delicate she seems and how one of my bones is two of hers… and these people have a whole Alien violently coming out of them sometimes! 😅❤️

What an odd thing to say.

Cows are huge, but when I’m wearing heels I can still fit my shoulder under my husband’s armpit for a snuggle and that’s awesome.

Tweets that give you dysphoria

Yeah . . . this is why I don’t like missionary position much. My wife is a fit 140lbs. I’m a somewhat fit 220lbs. I want to have sex, not a plank PR while twerking.