These guys have always been spot on.
Is the retard planning on using nuclear? I mean of course he does but that’s freaking scary
Well, his drunk war chief with the oppression themed tattoos certainly isn’t a voice of reason in any room.
If he is, from what I understand, he should have stayed at David, as it at least used to be the Presidential nuclear shelter. Don’t know if that’s still true.
Isn’t the presidential bunk shelter moved under the ballroom now?
They haven’t finished grifting the construction costs on that yet.
That’s where I’ve heard them talk about it being placed; sure, but nuclear-hardened bunkers are not typically built quickly if they want to stay nuke-proof. There’s also a few other backup plans that used to be publicly available.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Emergency_Facility Yeah, here’s the wiki; also TIL they call Camp David “cactus” here.
No need, its unlikely anyone would strike the US on Iran’s behalf. Even if Iran has made nuclear weapons there’s no evidence of them ever working on ICBMs.
If the US nukes Iran we can expect their entire arsenal, including any nukes they might posses, to be launched at Israel.
Nuke Iran in exchange for nuke Israel seems like a fair trade. Good luck keeping it contained though.
Nah I’m sure they’ve finished the bunker under the Epstein ballroom so he’s ready to move in
Ehhh the embassy notices are still the same thing they’ve been posting for months.
e.g.
https://qa.usembassy.gov/security-alert-qatar-september-1-2026/
https://qa.usembassy.gov/security-alert-u-s-embassy-doha-september-19-2026/
Well you see. They have to escalate, and do it fast or admit they have lost. And these fucks Will never admit they lost. Even though america has lost almost every conflict since ww2. And they lost this one when they dropped the first bomb.
they had to draw from thier carrier that was patrolling south east asia to relieve the “poopiefied uss lincoln”
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I assume it means the pentagayn employees are hauled into the office for an urgent meeting.
I.E. Less at the gay bar. More pizza deliveries
*Fewer
More fewer deliveries? American is a crazy language.
It’s a perfectly cromulent sentence.
Thank you, Stannis.
who fucking cares, everyone knows what was meant
*whom
since this is grammaticaly incorrect you get an upvote for playfulness
Ja ja
Its part of the “Pentagon Pizza Index” Link (and yes I know they are sponsored by the “gamble on everything” companies these days)
Its an unusual OSINT tool where you monitor the nearest pizza places near important buildings. If a cartoonishly large amount of pizza is getting delivered to the pentagon, that indicates that teams are pulling all-nighters. This also applies to companies like Valve and Microsoft that have know large known central offices.
Monitoring the local bar scene has similar value, if the number of people there is different past historical data then its safe to assume something is going on.
Well specifically the gay bar because of the large amount of right wingers installed recently and the relationship to large Republican presence and an uptick in grindr and gay related clubs and bars.
Pizza thing is real. The gay bar is an very outdated joke.
Gay bars are filled with nice sociable people that are 21 and older. But anyone who’s getting called in for a middle east situation are all creepy killers and nasty socially inept child rapists. It would make more sense to monitor the amount of open webcam viewership around elementary schools.
Ordering food and not cruising for dick = working longer hours
escalation happens after the market closes on Friday, not right before it opens on Monday.
